Friday, January 20, 2012

Are there any bible experts who aren't Atheist? I've a question for you? (Atheists welcomed too)?

Do you know if the buy-bull says with regard to the Earth:



- east is far from west

- see all the earth from the top of a mountain

- tent covers the earth

- joshua commanded the sun to stand still

- take the earth by the edges and shake the wicked out of it

- earth set on immovable pillars

- earth has a solid sky dome



Just wanted to clear things up. Thanks!Are there any bible experts who aren't Atheist? I've a question for you? (Atheists welcomed too)?
Yes - SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER"



When you stop insulting Christians and God and the Bible ( buy-bull ) you may get honest answers from me and other true Christians that MAY help you understand the works of God.



Oh BTW - if there is a next time please supply book, chapter and verse, otherwise don't ask !
I'll give you one of 'em.



Psalm 103

11 For as high as the heavens are above the earth,

so great is his love for those who fear him;



12 as far as the east is from the west,

so far has he removed our transgressions from us.



So...the point being that once God has forgiven us, our sins are as far away from us as the east is from the west....which would be infinity. So, really nothing to do with the earth's geography, sorry.Are there any bible experts who aren't Atheist? I've a question for you? (Atheists welcomed too)?
I recognise that "east is from the west." It's a passage that says god will remove all your sins to that distance.



It's basically a poetic way of saying that god will put you on a train going east and your sins on a train going west and you will shoot off into opposite directions. And hopefully keep going on in space rather than meet at the other end of the world, although my translation has fallen flat since I think I just shot the poor sinner into space.



Anyway! If you go far enough north you'll be going south again, but you can't go so far east you're headed west. It's poetry meant to convey a huge vast distance, not a literal scientific statement.
-east is far from west, it is the other side

-maybe there are mountains on the moon?

-haven't you seen the constellation "pitched tent"? It is larger then the earth

-the sun does stand still, relative to someone on the sun

-California is the edge of the US and it has earthquakes

-Have you tried moving plate tectonics? Actually, don't answer that.

-ozone anyone?Are there any bible experts who aren't Atheist? I've a question for you? (Atheists welcomed too)?
I don't know what the buy-bull says, nevetr heard of it!

Theres two here I like.

Joshua commanding the sun to stand still!

Science will back this up for ya, as they are missing a day in the Calender!

Earth set on immovable pillars!

In Job God says I hang the Earth on nothing!

Still don't get what your asking but theres two answers anyway.
I'm sure there are some non atheistic bible scholars, but you gotta wonder whether they should be free to walk the streets (knowing what they know and that they believe it)
Yes, it says all that. But it's not supposed to be taken literally. Any of it.
Yeah, silly isn't it?

But that's what you get with a childish cult based on bronze age mythology...
yeah, there's also a talking donkey in it. oh, and a man who loses his muscle strength when his hair is removed.
What is your question? Please rephrase it and remove the rudeness..you might then get an answer.
Super - thanks for that.
Yep

...and the worse is yet to come. LOL

Man ..
As a Bible Expert... here is YOUR Answer....!



(Jude 1:17-18-19) But you, beloved, remember the words spoken before by the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ,



(Jud 1:18) because they told you that at the last time there will be = = mockers = = according to their lusts, = leading ungodly lives.



(Jud 1:19) These are those setting themselves apart, animal-like ones, not having the Spirit.



Thanks for NOT Asking! RR

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